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erisolsprite:

science has proven that:

  • blood isf actually green oxygen just turns it red
  • clouds DONT EXIST theyre an optical illusion
  • dogs can talk, theyre just too shy
  • obama can skateboard
  • onion;s are fucking disgusting
  • youre a shrimp
  • everyone is a shrimp

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thelongislandprep:

Pool side 🍍

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ruinedchildhood:

I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes

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fallen-angel-in-serenity:

a-consulting-wayward-warlock:

ofdemonsandtimelords:

REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME ARWIN MADE A PARALLEL UNIVERSALIZER THAT LOOKED LIKE A PAY PHONE BOOTH AND NONE OF US REALIZED THAT IT WAS A DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE?

OMG

DAMMIT DISNEY

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harrygotmestressed:

Harry is so fucking funny

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relahvant:

they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think that would be so funny

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sixpenceee:

ok damn what kind of camera quality do you have because

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bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

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pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

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bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

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