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m0nopoly:

birthofanewhero:

katara:

seattl-ite:

katara:

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable. 

bitch you stink 

Cant stop laughing

Deodorant is not optional man :/

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i-just-had-to-start-again:

Damn straight. #beyonce #beyonceknowles @jessmcgeough

ocprepster:

J. Crew statement necklaces are absolutely my favorite

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gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

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boatporn:

fytallships:

Gloucester Schooner Race!  I was lucky enough to sail aboard Adventure, the big ol’ knockabout in the bottom right picture.

MORE GLOUCESTER SCHOONER PARTY YEAAAAAAAH!

(Source: erineaux)

boys-and-suicide:

weird-amphibious-dolphin:

kiei:

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

This was a ride from beginning to end

This was so entertaining to watch

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reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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littlecatlady:

SO WAS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THE VMAS AND SAW THIS CAR AD

AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THE GIRL HAMSTERS SEXY

THE FUCKIN HAMSTERS NEEDED FUCKIN TITS AND CURVES

GODDAMN YOU CAN’T GET A BREAK AS A GIRL EVEN IF YOU’RE A FUCKING H A M S T E R you STILL GOTTA BE SKINNY AND HAVE BIG TITTIES

they gave the hamsters TITS they could have looked exactly like the dude ones and just had the hair and the eyelashes BUT THEY HAD TO MAKE THE HAMSTERS SEXY???

I FUCKIGN QUIT

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communistbakery:

you can see his accent omfg

(Source: ixue, via 0riginal)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

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driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image

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